I owe Verizon some money, wonder if I can get an advance on that $8 billi?

[New York Times] | [Debo The Great]

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What did my man Pacino say in Carlito’s Way, “reinvigorated, reassimilated, and finally gonna be relocated.” He best be home when the streetlights come on.

[MTV]

So this  broad is obviosuly nuts – not that we give a fuck, but who the fuck has 10 surgeries?  Nevertheless, I’d destroy her.

[Youtube]

A federal court has at least temporarily lifted government rules that blocked media companies from owning a newspaper and a broadcast TV station in the same market. The decision Tuesday by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit lifts the Federal Communications Commission’s “cross-ownership” ban

Obey.

[Business Insider]

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On the right, tea party activists are rallying conservatives for a repeal drive against “the socialist healthcare vote.

Yikes! We’ll deliver 50 racoon skins to the first klan ‘tea party’ member who can extrapolate socialism – and for an extra 10 skins, explain how it differs from communism!!

[LA Times]

Because it hates America, VH1 decided to cut the hilarious footage of Kanye’s off the cuff rant during his recently taped Storytellers performance – where, among other things, Kanye big upped Juice and Chris “Knuckles” Brown….

…..West asked the crowd, “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in life.” He was referring to R&B singer Chris Brown, who was arrested on the night of the Grammys on suspicion of beating his girlfriend Rihanna.

In the same context, West earned loud applause with his declaration: “Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes,” referring to the champion swimmer’s recent bong pipe brouhaha.

……. “O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?”

[Reuters] | [Good Music Blog] | [Video]

Aubrey "Pancake Ass" O'Day

[MTV]

Really? No one saw this coming?

[Huffington Post]