Tiger Wins the U.S. Open – Again*

That asterisk represents the fact that Tiger beat those d-bags despite having three debilitating injuries. What a bunch of f*cking losers. A special shout out goes to some hater dickhead named Retief Goosen, who claimed Tiger was faking the injury (Goosen is also known for being a habitual loser).

Now let’s join the rest of the free world in suspending our viewership until Tiger comes back next year.

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