Proof: It’s Okay for Men To Cheat

If you’ve ever cheated on your broad, now you have an excuse. Check out this New York Magazine article that explores cheating in marriages, which easily translates into any relationship . Luckily, none of us are married, and according to this article – we have good reason. The average married couple only has sex once every 5.5 days! That’s ludicrous! Even crazier is this passage:

A New York friend expanded the point. “My wife tells me that none of her friends are interested in sex….. do middle-aged, married women who are no longer interested in having sex with their husbands expect them to remain faithful? They don’t want it thrown in their faces, but if they think about it for a bit, they have to realize that the intense need is being met somehow.”

I realize that most of us aren’t married, and even less of us are middle-aged – but take note for what may be ahead when you do surrender. But for now, if and when you get caught, simply point to ancient history as the reason:

In ancient aristocracies, rich men had courtesans for pleasure and concubines for quick sex. In the Victorian age, prostitution was far more open than it is today.

In short, if you get caught cheating, it’s not your fault. You’re the victim. Blame it on societal norms that no longer make concubines and prostitution socially acceptable.

I’ll drink to that.

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