VH1 Robs Americans of Priceless Kanye Tirade

Because it hates America, VH1 decided to cut the hilarious footage of Kanye’s off the cuff rant during his recently taped Storytellers performance – where, among other things, Kanye big upped Juice and Chris “Knuckles” Brown….

…..West asked the crowd, “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in life.” He was referring to R&B singer Chris Brown, who was arrested on the night of the Grammys on suspicion of beating his girlfriend Rihanna.

In the same context, West earned loud applause with his declaration: “Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes,” referring to the champion swimmer’s recent bong pipe brouhaha.

……. “O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?”

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Blake Lively

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So which one is hottest?

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