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Obama Admin Debos Bankers, Takes $8 Billion for Taxpayers

I owe Verizon some money, wonder if I can get an advance on that $8 billi?

[New York Times] | [Debo The Great]

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Watch Audrina Patridge Handle Some Meat!

[YouTube] | [Photos]

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T.I. Sprung From Jail; Set To Be The First Grown Man On Punishment

What did my man Pacino say in Carlito’s Way, “reinvigorated, reassimilated, and finally gonna be relocated.” He best be home when the streetlights come on.

[MTV]

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Is Heidi Montag [The Hills] Perfect?

So this  broad is obviosuly nuts – not that we give a fuck, but who the fuck has 10 surgeries?  Nevertheless, I’d destroy her.

[Youtube]

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Attn Peasants: The Overlords Now Have A Tighter Grip On Your Balls

A federal court has at least temporarily lifted government rules that blocked media companies from owning a newspaper and a broadcast TV station in the same market. The decision Tuesday by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit lifts the Federal Communications Commission’s “cross-ownership” ban

Obey.

[Business Insider]

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Is Jessica Alba’s Ass Really That Perfect?

[Youtube]


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‘Tea Party’ Flummoxed; Vows To Continue Fight Against Its Own Best Interests

On the right, tea party activists are rallying conservatives for a repeal drive against “the socialist healthcare vote.

Yikes! We’ll deliver 50 racoon skins to the first klan ‘tea party’ member who can extrapolate socialism – and for an extra 10 skins, explain how it differs from communism!!

[LA Times]

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VH1 Robs Americans of Priceless Kanye Tirade

We're all flummoxed

Because it hates America, VH1 decided to cut the hilarious footage of Kanye’s off the cuff rant during his recently taped Storytellers performance – where, among other things, Kanye big upped Juice and Chris “Knuckles” Brown….

…..West asked the crowd, “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in life.” He was referring to R&B singer Chris Brown, who was arrested on the night of the Grammys on suspicion of beating his girlfriend Rihanna.

In the same context, West earned loud applause with his declaration: “Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes,” referring to the champion swimmer’s recent bong pipe brouhaha.

……. “O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?”

[Reuters] | [Good Music Blog] | [Video]

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Guess Whose Favorite Whore is in Playboy Next Month?

Aubrey "Pancake Ass" O'Day

[MTV]

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Preying Mantis-Faced Man Claims to Consume 12,000 Calories a Day; Public Somehow Shocked by His Marijuana Consumption

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Really? No one saw this coming?

[Huffington Post]

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